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Your name is JASPER CHEESE, and your interests are CONSTANTLY CHANGING, you've never been known to STICK TO ONE THING.Currently, you are interested in A WIDE VARIETY OF STUPID CARTOONS, especially ADULT ANIMATION. You also indulge in TWO RIDICULOUS WEBCOMICS, one of them SPANNING TO BE 8000 PAGES LONG, while the other one is THE BEST WORK OF FICTION TO EVER EXIST. You always make sure TO BUY TONS OF MERCHANDISE OF YOUR INTERESTS, it's almost a problem. You also ACT IN YOUR LOCAL THEATRE GROUP. Every interest of yours you PLUNGE BALLS DEEP into, and CANNOT REST UNTIL YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT SAID INTEREST. You also really enjoy READING BOOKS NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT. You play SINGLEPLAYER VIDEO GAMES that you're NOT VERY GOOD AT.You tend to SPEND A LOT OF TIME IN YOUR ROOM, since you LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF BUTTFUCK NOWHERE. You are A BIT OF A NERD and REALLY CARE ABOUT SCHOOL. You make sure to try and BRING THE POSITIVITY TO THE PARTY, even though you are OFF-PUTTING and DON'T GO TO PARTIES.Your chumhandle is cautiousJackass and your speech is very upbeat, with an awkward and unsure air to it, but it's okay since you're really sexy.